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Conway: Obama May Have Spied on Trump Using Kitchen Appliances

Trump spokesgoblin Kellyanne Conway was at it again yesterday, upping the ante on the administration’s ridiculous wiretapping accusations against President Obama, saying that the former president could have met his nefarious goals by bugging kitchen appliances, such as a microwave.

“What I can say is there are many ways to surveil each other,” croaked Conway. “You can surveil someone through their phones, certainly through their television sets — any number of ways.”

She further said that there are “microwaves that turn into cameras,” and sagely advising “We know this is a fact of modern life.”

Next up: Conway accuses Obama of having “turned” the lovable Pillsbury Doughboy and using the eight-inch tall pastry icon to perform further intel operations on Trump’s kitchen.

Update: Conway has apparently started walking back her kitchen-appliance theories saying on CNN today “I’m not inspector gadget. I don’t believe people are using the microwave to spy on the campaign.”

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